Christmas Trees going out of style for Cats
Christmas Trees are going out of style for cats all over Cat world. This is because Meowlon Meowt said that Cat Cola is made from the sap of the Christmas tree. Christmas trees are grown in Canada, Norway, and Iceland those are the only places they are grown. The Cat Cola company is selling over 10,000 cans every week in the United States. Cats are now using Japanese Cherry Blossom trees instead of Christmas trees. Cherry Blossom Trees are grown almost everywhere in Cat world. But the most popular places are:
- Japan
- China
- Hawaii
- Canada
A Catz Times reporter Ocelot Logica went out into the streets of Mew York city and asked the cats there “What do you think about this issue?’. About 51% of the cats said they don’t care. 49% said they do care. Ocelot Logica interviewed one of the cats that said they do not care. This is what he said. Ocelot Logica: “Well how do you feel about this issue?” Lupin Meowsetter; I honestly don’t care about whether we have Christmas trees or not, it’s all about the presents”. Ocelot Logica: “Thankyou for letting us interview you, Meowy Catmas!” Lupin Meowstter: “Meowy Catmas to you to!”
Meowy Catmas
Stores across New Jersey are closing as Christmas gets closer and closer. Cats already know this, but they are still crowding around stores hoping they will open up again. Stores will not be opening until after Christmas.
Cats on the Subway ?!
Cat reporter Ocelot Logica goes on the Subway in Mew York city to ask cats: “Do we need subway systems?” When Ocelot went to the subway station, 92% said that they definitely need subway stations. Ocelot interviewed one of the cats that said yes. Here is the full interview. Ocelot Logica: “Do you think we need subway systems?”
Fuzzy Meowcaster: “Yes, because if we did not, Mew York city would be more crowded with cat cars than it has ever been.” Ocelot Logica:” Yeah, I agree with you Fuzzy”. Ocelot Logica:” Well thank you for letting me interview you, have a Meowy Catmas!”Fuzzy Meowcaster: “ You to Ocelot!
Catnip Joes
Catnip Joe ® is a place that is kind of like Whole Foods Markets except for cats, there is also a Cat Café there for cats to eat and rest.