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VVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! that’s a really loud plane engine… Katowicek?! Creampuff?! Why are you on your cat-made plane?! “um…” Katowicek started to say, but before Katowicek could finish, Cream Puff pressed the turbo button on the plane and they flew away! “Katowicek! you are grounded!” said Zuzia as the two naughty little felines flew away into the dark night sky.

“Ahhhhh” huffed Creampuff. “You got us into a lot of trouble! Now both of us are gonna be grounded!” yelled Katowicek really loudly at Cream Puff. “but both of us are in flight!” joked Cream puff. ” Not funny, we are actually in trouble,” said Katowicek. the two cats sat back in the two chairs of their plane and watched the gorgeous view, while the plane was on auto-pilot. Watching the view, the cats drifted to sleep.

RRRRR! The cats awoke suddenly. “Oh No! The planes out of fuel!” panicked Creampuff. *BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP* “The flyer is going down!” yelled Creampuff. As fast as turbo mode, the plane rocketed down from the sky. Where are the parachutes?!” asked Katowicek. They are in the compartment where it says, ’emergency only’ responded Creampuff. Katowicek took one parachute and one, he gave to Creampuff. They pulled the clips and then floated down, while the plane still fell past them as fast as a rocket.

They steered their parachute to an island that looked like Crete, Greece. Landing in a place called Stalos. ‘whooooooo’ exhaled Creampuff. “we are alive, thankfully”. “but now what?” asked Katowicek. ‘I don’t know, we need a place to rest until we find or build another aircraft” said Creampuff. “right” said Katowicek.

The cats didn’t realize that they were sitting in the middle of the road. They realized when a bus heading to Platanias and Chania, zoomed right past them. “OMG! run to the edge! yelled Creampuff. And so they did. The cats safely made it to the edge.’whooooooooooo”exhaled Creampuff again. ok, let’s find a hotel so that we can live somewhere for a while, then build our aircraft” said Creampuff. The cats started walking forward. they walked for miles and miles, probably like 10 miles before they found a 4 and a half star hotel called Santa Marina Beach Hotel. They walked inside, and to the reception, they went to. WAIT! Whispered really loudly katowicek, scaring Creampuff, “yes”. ‘we are cats!’ announced Katowicek. “woooaahh… I totally never knew that’ said Creampuff sarcastically. “No. I don’t mean it that way since we are cats, the people in reception won’t think we are normal, they won’t let us have a room,” said Katowicek.’oohhh’ whispered cream puff.

The cats snuck back out, they walked 1/4 mile to a store to buy clothing. they stole a black suit with black shoes and a red tie. after that they put it on. they still looked like cats. so they went to a mask store next to that and stole a realistic model of a human face. They put it on. they walked inside the hotel to reception with stilts on to look like normal human height.

They were next in line. “hello, how may I help you’ said Ms. Laura, (reception lady). “I’m good, I was wondering are there any rooms left to book?’ asked Creampuff sitting on top of katowicek. “umm…yes, room 107 is available to 8:30p. May I have that? asked Creampuff. ‘i need your credit card if you want a room…” aksed Ms. Laura. “umm…” whispered cream puff to katowicek. “Just use grandpa’s” replied katowicek. “ok then” whispered to himself Creampuff. Ms. Laura clicked a couple of things on the computer and said: “Ok, here you are your room card and hope you enjoy your stay” “Thank you!” said Cream Puff and they walked upstairs.

Dear Diary,

Today was a fun-packed day! Around 8:15 AM when Zuzia left for school I snuck outside into the beautiful fresh morning. It was humid. I walk down the steps, past the table, and right by the wonderful smelling mint right into grandma’s (Zuzia’s mom) garden with roses and whatever kinds of plants she has.

The dirt under my paws felt good, nice and moist. I sit down thinking of what should I do. Just as start daydreaming I hear a strange noise. It is Cinnamon the neighbor dog. !Pop! An idea comes into my mind. I love spying… I hate dogs! Perfect!

I should spy on Cinnamon. I snoop into the front yard, hiding behind trees whenever Cinnamon looked, thankfully my fur is as brown as the tree bark so I blended in perfectly. Cinnamon is on a walk with her owner. I climb a very high tree and I go completely to the top. I peek out and see Cinnamon walking right past me.

I get ready to pounce and scare Cinnamon and her owner on 3! Three, t-, oh c’ mon! Zuzia is running home from her bus stop. I must get home before Zuzia comes!

Zuzia would not want me to be outside because I have not finished my kitty-school assignment. I must sprint back home. So I do. I go through the open window and close it once I enter. Just as I lie down on the couch Zuzia walks through the door. And my day outside is over.

The End

One day, Grumpisimo was very tired and decided to take a nap. He laid down by the window sill in the fireplace room and shut his eyes. Very quickly he fell asleep.

In his dreams, he saw a HUGE kielbasa more than 4 feet tall! At first, it seemed like it was going to take very shortly to eat the 4-foot tall kielbasa, but Grumpisimo turned out wrong. The kielbasa all of a sudden it started growing… and growing… and GROWING… until it was 12 feet tall!

In his dream, Grumpisimo started running towards the couch and jumped on it. Under the pillows in a secret fort, Paczek and Grumpush were playing cards and Paczek was winning. “Hi there Grumpisimo, how are you doing?” asked Grumpush. ” HELP ME, THERE’S A BIG 12 FOOT TALL KIELBASA CHASING ME! HELP DEFEAT IT BY EATING IT! PLEASE JUST FINISH YOUR CARD GAME LATER!” Screamed Grumpisimo hoping they would say yes. “That’s weird, but yes, we LOVE kielbasa!” said Paczek and Grumpush. The two cats put their cards down and followed Grumpisimo into the fireplace room.

The kielbasa was gone! “Where is the kielbasa?!” said Paczek. ” I don’t know!” said Grumpisimo. “Maybe it went into another room, or maybe you were dreaming,” said Grumpush. “I WAS NOT!” Yelled Grumpisimo. “ok, ok”whispered Grumpush.

So they went into the kitchen and they saw the kielbasa standing by the trash. “Shh.. let’s sneak up on it the attack with our claws and teeth,” whispered Paczek. “Ok” whispered the other two kitties.

They started walking very slowly towards the kielbasa. They were right next to the kielbasa and ATTACKED!!!!!!!!! They were biting and clawing and chewing at the kielbasa. An hour later the kielbasa was gone. (In all of the kitties bellies) “Grumpisimo!! Grumpisimo!” Grumpisimo woke up and shook himself. “Wait, what! This was all a dream!” thought Grumpisimo.

Vroom… Vroom…

What’s that loud sound?! Ocelot, Milkey, again?! There on a flying jet ski! What are you doing? Right before Ocelot answered Zuzia, Milkey revved the engine and zoomed away. ” Milkey! Watch it, I almost fell off! Said Ocelot.” Sorry”. Said Milkey seeming not to mean it.

Back at ground level… Zuzia was wondering where were Milkey and Ocelot are going and why? Back at the sky… On Milkey’s jet ski it said on the screen: a Text message from Klepto Klept. Milkey clicked on it. It said: “Hey, Milkey and Ocelot I am a little bored here, nothing to do, so do you mind if I teleport to your ride? ” This time Ocelot typed in: “Yeah! Go ahead!” Klepto was a Klepto Cat, which means he has magic powers of teleporting to places wherever and whenever he wants. As soon as Klepto got that message back he immediately teleported to the flying jet ski. They all greeted each other and talked for a while.

“WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! BATTERY LOW! BATTERY LOW!” Screamed a voice from inside the vehicle. ” We are too high to jump from here to the ground!” Yelled Klepto over the voice saying: “WARNING BATTERY LOW… CALLING HELP… LOCATING JET SKI!”. “What’s our plan! We don’t have any items tha-” just before Milkey could finish his sentence they all heard a whirring noise behind them, they turned around and they saw Fuzzy flying a pink flying jet ski! “Were saved!” Yelled Klepto.

They all were about to jump onto the jet ski, but all of a sudden the ride shook sending Ocelot, Klepto, and Milkey falling down towards the ground fast. “WE NEED BACKUP!” Fuzzy yelling through his Walky- Talky. (The Walky-Talky was connected to the Kitty Army) The Kitty Army has a secret training base in the basement. “QUICK! HELP! WE’RE GOING TO HIT THE GROUND SOON!” All of the kitties falling to the ground screamed of fear.

The windows of the basement were opening up and 4 Kitty Army mobiles launched out with 2 kitties on each of them. ZOOM! they all got to the location of the falling kitties. Dived towards the ground to save the kitties falling to the ground. Sheepkat saved Klepto, Mr. Kitty saved Milkey, and Grumpisimo saved Ocelot.

“Thank you so much!” said Ocelot. You’re Welcome! said the Kitty Army, and left. I think we have a problem said, Milkey. “What?” asked Klepto and Ocelot at the same time. “How are we supposed to get home?” said, Milkey. “Oh yeah” said Ocelot. “I think the Kitty Army forgot to take us home!” they yelled. Just as they yelled this they saw a Kitty Army Jet Ski glide down from the sky to save them. “Thank you for saving us again!” \

THE END

Christmas Trees going out of style for Cats

Christmas Trees are going out of style for cats all over Cat world. This is because Meowlon Meowt said that Cat Cola is made from the sap of the Christmas tree. Christmas trees are grown in Canada, Norway, and Iceland those are the only places they are grown. The Cat Cola company is selling over 10,000 cans every week in the United States. Cats are now using Japanese Cherry Blossom trees instead of Christmas trees. Cherry Blossom Trees are grown almost everywhere in Cat world. But the most popular places are:

• Japan
• China
• Hawaii
• Canada

A Catz Times reporter Ocelot Logica went out into the streets of  Mew York city and asked the cats there “What do you think about this issue?’. About 51% of the cats said they don’t care. 49% said they do care. Ocelot Logica interviewed one of the cats that said they do not care. This is what he said. Ocelot Logica: “Well how do you feel about this issue?” Lupin Meowsetter; I honestly don’t care about whether we have Christmas trees or not, it’s all about the presents”. Ocelot Logica: “Thankyou for letting us interview you, Meowy Catmas!” Lupin Meowstter: “Meowy Catmas to you to!”

Meowy Catmas

Stores across New Jersey are closing as Christmas gets closer and closer. Cats already know this, but they are still crowding around stores hoping they will open up again. Stores will not be opening until after Christmas.

Cats on the Subway ?!

Cat reporter Ocelot Logica goes on the Subway in Mew York city to ask cats: “Do we need subway systems?” When Ocelot went to the subway station, 92% said that they definitely need subway stations. Ocelot interviewed one of the cats that said yes. Here is the full interview. Ocelot Logica: “Do you think we need subway systems?”
Fuzzy Meowcaster: “Yes, because if we did not, Mew York city would be more crowded with cat cars than it has ever been.” Ocelot Logica:” Yeah, I agree with you Fuzzy”. Ocelot Logica:” Well thank you for letting me interview you, have a Meowy Catmas!”Fuzzy Meowcaster: “ You to Ocelot!

Catnip Joes

Catnip Joe ® is a place that is kind of like Whole Foods Markets except for cats, there is also a Cat Café there for cats to eat and rest.

This village is located in the east part of Cat Himalayas.

When you first arrive you should see two guard cats standing by the entrance, when you see that means you arrived. Show your ID then they will let you through.

When you enter, you enter a narrow dark hallway you will see two doors, one will say Friskies City with a gold plate above the door but go thru the one that says Meow Zhou Village. When you enter you should see two cherry blossoms trees in front of you. Go over the brown bridge and turn left, then you should see a room that says ”Circus Mrowch” take your ID slide it there and take the key that it gives you so then take it and get out of the Meow Zhou village.

Mission complete. Retreat to Joyce’s house after that mission.

Hi about  tha….

Wait what!

I hear from the garage a strange sound A MOTORCYCLE!!! Ocelot and Milkey are revving up the engine. Hey! Come back! As soon as I opened the door they were gone. They took the beach chairs and the beach bag, they are going to the beach. Milkey and Ocelot were already in Jackson, New Jersey when they heard a siren behind them. It’s the police! Screamed Milkey. Ocelot was the driver, he looked at the speed limit and he was going 20 mph over the limit. Ocelot realized another reason why the cops are chasing after them, cats are driving a motorcycle.

So Milkey activated fly mode, meanwhile at auburn pl. Zuzia wondered where the cats got the motorcycle. ( They probably built it) Back at the cop chase: since Milkey activated fly mode they imeadietly started flying. The cop stared at them and said what, how do you do that! The cop realized he was talking to an animal so he stopped. Finally after a hour of being in the air they landed in the parking spot at Café and sat down on the bench. They ate some catnip that they packed for there trip. They go back on the motorcycle and ride all the way to the parking spot at the beach. (At island beach state park) When they got to the parking spot they got of the motorcycle and started walking on the beach. They found a spot by the water and sat down. Ocelot and Milkey went into the water. But unlucky for them, a huge wave crashed on top of them. They both went underwater. When finally they had a chance to breath, they got out of the water and on to the sand. They also took a walk for 2 hours. It was so hot that they decide to go home. So they went to the motorcycle and turned on fly mode. So they flew to Jackson Outlets and Ocelot noticed there was a Catnip store called Catnip’s Joes so they went there. They bought even more catnip and got back on the motorcycle. They flew over the tree tops.( because they did not want to be seen by the cops again. So then they got to auburn pl. and parked in the garage. And went inside. Why did you not tell me you are going to the beach said Zuzia. Sorry said Ocelot and Milkey. The End!