“Hey Bożeniec, wake up!” yelled Ocelot right into my face. *YAWN* I sit up and wonder where I am. “Oh yeah… yesterday I fell asleep on the couch in the fireplace room” I reminded myself.
Today was a Sunday, so that meant I had unlimited time to play around outside. I was deciding what to do when all of a sudden Menchie and Meow Meow pulled up in front of me with a vehicle that looked like it had been pulled from a junkyard. “Woah, brothers! Be careful, you guys aren’t even certified pilots!” I scream. Meow Meow looked like he was hurt, and then as fast as he pulled up, he pulled away. Only leaving a nasty smell of fuel. “This seems really odd, Meow Meow and Menchie are too young to be piloting…” I thought to myself.
When I got outdoors I noticed the Kitty Army was building a lookout on the roof of the home. “Can I join? I’m kinda bored” I requested. ” Oh, thank goodness you asked, Milkey was about to deliver packages to Buenos Aires, Argentina. He said he needed help loading the cargo” said Twitter. “Always happy to help. Where should I go?” I asked. “Down off the roof, turn left into the side yard then Milkey already built a ramp from liftoff, very easy to see” replied Twitter.
When I got to the side yard I saw Milkey’s ramp it looked really cool. “I wish I could go with him…” I thought.
As soon as I thought that, like Milkey was listening to my thoughts, he appeared from a bush covered in mud and icky stuff, then said: “Did Admiral Ocelot send you down here to help me, or to come with me?”. Without even letting me think about the question, he said: “Okay! You are coming with me”. Then he picked me up with his DIRTY paws and put me in the backseat of the plane.
“Umm… I was only supposed to help you!” I said while almost having a panic attack because it was my first time on a plane. Again without an answer, he started the plane and we flew off into the not-so-beautiful morning.
After we were at perfect altitude, Milkey turned on auto-pilot and walked to the bathroom. It seemed like he was in there for hours, so I decided to go check on him. I knocked. I knocked twice, no answer. All of a sudden coming from the bathroom I hear a disturbing sound, I hear the wind. I start to bang on the door, it slams open and reveals that it was not actually a bathroom, it was an emergency escape hole.
My heart starts racing and I wonder what’s going on. “I don’t want to die!” I start crying. “Why would Ocelot want to do this to me?!”. TO BE CONTINUED…